- Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
- Me: Final seasons.
- Me: Post-concert depression.
- Me: When there's no food.
- Me: Fictional characters dying.
- Me: Hipster blogs.
- Me: Crying over bands.
- Me: When ships aren't canon.
- Friend: ....
- Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
adam lambert is such a sex god. you have to be attracted to him no matter what sexuality you are, it’s like a fact.
Exactly two years ago I became a Glambert..OMG :X
- me: what is this lovely blog
- me: such exquisite posts, such a holy theme
- me: all of my feels in one blog
- me: such high class posts such quality
- me: I must follow
- me: wait where is the follow button
- me: woops I'm on my blog again
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.
- Me: Hey mom! Guess what!
- Mom: If this is about Adam Lambert I swear I will kick you. I don't care who knows or sees. If the words Adam or Lambert or Trespassing or any related speech comes out of your mouth, I'm going to kick you.
- Me: *Slowly backs away*Uhhh, just wanted to tell you how pretty you look? *Yelling from other room.* And only three more days 'til Trespassing!